I felt so betrayed by you. Betrayal was the only thing that felt real to me.
apologetic notes for the socially inept
Sometimes I want to apologize for not being able to talk to people like a normal human being. So I made these.
Hello Ye Cutest Arm Nubs Mcnubbycutes.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.
no, no, this is my favorite kristanna moment. Kristoff recognizes that this man not only betrayed Anna’s trust and love, but also tried to kill her best friend and sister Elsa. He had full intention to whup Hans’s sorry butt. But Anna also sees this and rushes forward, makes him stay back with a single touch. And he backs down, accepts it, because he knows her strength and respects her wishes.
best disney prince hands-down.
In other words:
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ Hold my flower.✿＼(｡-_-｡) Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.
this is why you’re not allowed in the car.
REALLY. WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY. LETS PUT ASIDE THE FACT THAT THIS TECHNIQUE LIKELY ENSURES BITS OF SHELL IN YOUR FANCY PINK TROUSER EGGS FOR BREAKFAST - REALLY ???REALLY HANNIBAL LECTER??? YOU CANNOT MUSTER THE EXTRA THREE SECONDS TO USE YOUR HANDS TO CRACK ONE DUMPY LITTLE EGG ??? BECAUSE - NO - IM HANNIBAL JESUS CHRIST FRANNIBAL AND MY GOD COMPLEX IMPEDES MY ABILITY TO CRACK A FUCKING EGG LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. WITH THEIR HANDS. THIS SERIAL KILLER DOESNT USE HIS HANDS. THIS CANNIBAL PAINSTAKINGLY PERFECTS THE PRACTICE OF CRACKING AN EGG ON THE EDGE OF A FUCKING SPATULA.
THE CANNIBALISTIC MURDERS ARE HELLO KITTY TOYS COMPARED TO THIS HORSESHIT
YOU DISGUST ME
Done with ur shit, human.
You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.
I’ve never related to anything more
college in a 17 second montage